Laughter Redneck, Blondes, & funnies

Laughing

Laughter is a sign of happiness. I feel that everyone should try to laugh about something everyday. Laughter is an inward feeling of joy. Wether it come from being tickled, hearing a joke, or any other stimuli. Laughing is a very pleasant feeling even if the thing we are laughing at is something we ourselves have done. Did you know that laughter isn't just found in humans but also in animals? Laughter is anatomically caused by the epiglottis constricting the larynx. The study of humor and laughter, and its psychological and physiological effects on the human body, is called gelotology.

I made this page to put a smile on someones face. After all they say laughter is the best medicine and it is good for the soul. so here we go laugh away.

Red Necks

It must be nice to belong to a circle that is so popular not only were they given their own nick name but are proud to call themselves one.

A teacher asks an Alabama redneck girl to use "handsome" in a sentence.

she says, "When I'm giving head and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome." lol

If your idea of a "loaded dishwasher" is getting your wife drunk...yep, you're a redneck. ;)

If Your a redneck: Nothing good ever follows these words. "HOLD MY BEER" or "WATCH THIS"

Nothing good can come from these three words. Pull my finger!

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Either way someone is losing a trailer.

95% of American drivers say "Oh Sh*t!" before driving their car into a ditch. The other 5% are rednecks and they say "Hold my beer and watch this sh*t!"

you might be a red neck if you drive as fast as you can through the yard backwards and stop so the stuff in the back of the truck falls out.

Redneck word of the day : "OBAMA" . . . . I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF

Redneck word of the day: icy~ used in a sentence~ icy the deer in the woods!

Redneck Word Of The Day: "Mayonnaise". . . Mayonnaise lotta people down here

Redneck word of the day-Water-Water y'all doing today?

redneck word of the day: MUSHROOM
used in a sentence~ when the whole family gets in the car, there isn't mushroom for anything else.

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: BUDWEISER
Hey Pal your girlfriend has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

You might be a Redneck if you potty train your boys to pee off the front porch.

You might be a redneck if : the Halloween pumpkin on you porch has more teeth than your spouse .

Northern fairy tales start with "Once upon a time," : Redneck fairy tales start with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this junk!"

You might be a redneck if: you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.

You might be a redneck if: Your kids learned their numbers by watching racecars.

I'm happier than a horny hillbilly at a family reunion.

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: The DNA all matches & There are no dental records

Blond Jokes

1 blond asks another blond which is closer, Florida or the moon. The second blond says,"The moon, silly, you can't see Florida from here!!"

20 blonds are stuck in a elevator 1 blond said maybe if we all shout together some one will here us so they say 1,2,3 and shout "together"! lol :D

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it right back at them! :D

A blond and a brunette are in a car and the brunette says Christmas falls on a Friday this year. The blond says "i hope its not the 13th!"

What do you call a dead blond under the porch? Last year's Hide-and-go-Seek winner!

A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts." The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stir stick out of the cup."

One blond says to another, "I slept with a Brazilian last night". Another blond says, "Wow, how many is that"

A Blondie keeps walking down to her mail box. A neighbor sees her and asks "What are you doing?" she replies my computer told me I've got mail.

HEHEHE....LOL

The smallest woman can break the biggest man with three little words ... Is it in ?

Boy takes girl into bedroom, pulls down his pants and says "meet my little brother" Girl picks up her bag, on her way out says,"call me when he grows up"

Santa is just like every other man. Comes and goes in less than 5 min, eats your food, calls you a HO, leaves before you get up.

saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had writter "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van". I wrote "she is...when you are at work!"

be quiet or I'll light the fuse on your tampon

What does a G-spot, a woman's Birthday and a urinal have in common? Men seem to miss all three!

Got arrested for opening the cop's zipper. Apparently I misunderstood the meaning of "Please blow Ma'am"

two fleas on a ass.one is a junkie.one is a mugger.how do you tell them apart?the junkie is sniffing the crack and the mugger is hiding in the bush.

One night, a cop pulled a guy over and said "Are you drinking?" so the guy said "You buying?"

Two old ladies meet up at the park, one says to the other one, "Did you come on the bus?" and the other says "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack!"

got pulled over for speeding. the cop said "I've been waiting all day for people like you" i said "well, i came as quick as i could". lol

You know the economy is getting bad when the ice cream truck has a sign on it that says we now accept food stamps,visa and MasterCard.

Husband says to wife: Stop screaming at me! And how the hell did you get the duct tape off your mouth?

Police don't think it's as funny as u do. They sent me a pic of me speeding, so I sent a pic of a check. So they sent me a pic of handcuffs.